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I gets the anger over these

November 14, 2018

Here’s a list of things that make me super cranky – both rational and irrational – well – just because I have a few minutes to kill.  So maybe don’t do these things – cos they make me hulk out. 1:  Having to clean adult wee from a toilet seat so I can use it.  […]

A Long Awkward Chat

November 11, 2018

I’ve seen lots of talk of mental health stuff recently – with articles being shared all over the place about things – BUT I think they’re mostly very abstract with very little connection to the real world.  Also, I think most people that aren’t affected by any of these issues – either directly or with […]

I write shite poetry now

November 8, 2018

I’m trying this out.  Be nice.  They’re not super serious.     [clicks fingers] Do you   think if I hit  enter  enough it  will  look  like  it means something profound?     [redacted] There’s a hole in the wall behind the door, And I’m thinking that there’s some deep poetic analogy in there, while […]

The Enigma of the Female Body: Orgasm Equality and NSFW Helpful Hints

October 22, 2018

Recent studies have shown that women in hetereosexual couples orgasm way less than the guys – as few as one for every three that their male partners have in fact.  This is complicated further by the fact that 86% of women in lesbian couples have orgasms most or all of the time (all sourced down […]

The are you a menz quiz?

October 5, 2018

Are you a ‘menz’?  It’s different than a man – which on its own I have no issue with.  ‘Menz’, however, are different and live in their own little world of toxic masculinity which perpetuates their own misery and this misery leads to sadz… which leads to menz tears… which is the main source of […]

Random life hacks for not bursting into complete flames

July 24, 2018

1: Not everyone feels the same way you do about things – we’re all different – so don’t assume that everyone will have the same priorities as you. 2: If you’re bursting for a wee walk in backwards to the bathroom and open your trousers before you even look at the toilet to avoid your […]

What I say vs what I mean

July 3, 2018

    A few people, (men obviously) have said to me recently that women never really say what they mean. I didn’t think this was a problem specific to women. I mean I’ve met men that expect you to be able to fucking mind read. I can’t speak for any other woman but my needs […]

Words and phrases that should exist

May 16, 2018

  OK so I spend a lot of my time day dreaming.  Also,  I wanted to post something amusing for a change – or at least something that I find amusing.   Here is a list of words and phrases that I think should be used if they aren’t already: ‘Mind deaf’ When you cannot […]

Impending Doom

May 15, 2018

  Safety is a fundamental human need, yeah?  To feel secure and cosy.  Children unquestioningly have this blind faith, trust and reliance on their parents to do the right things for them – to keep them safe and protect them.  We are their role models, we need to be strong and show them not to […]

50 Reasons Why (I knew it wasn’t going to work out)

May 9, 2018

      We’ve all reached points when suddenly we know that a date or early stage relationship isn’t going to work.  Sometimes it makes sense, like seeing some red flags, and other times it can be a strange arbitrary thing – like not liking her eyeliner or laugh.  I’m not saying I’m cool or […]