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Birthday questions

April 15, 2019

I got all deep the other day when I considered my 37 years on the planet and decided to answer some of the AMA questions that I had received over the last few months.  It’s not that thought provoking and totally self-indulgent but sure, it’s keeping me writing wha? What’s the difference between beauty and […]

Unpopular opinions/facts

February 24, 2019

1: Not every woman cares about muscles or money. 2: Revealing clothes are not an invitation. 3: Pineapple does not belong on a pizza. 4: Good riding can keep a shit relationship going. 5: Most people are dickheads. 6: The most basic opinions are black and white (in most cases) and the lack of nuance […]

How to spot a bundle of red flags dressed up in human skin

January 29, 2019

  People are jerks and I’m a defensive bastard but with good reason.  I wish I’d know sooner that I was a naive dope though.  You know when you have a feeling in the pit of your stomach and you can’t tell if you’re crazy or whether you should go with it or not?  Imagine […]

How to stop feeling like shit because you’re a worthless ugly woman

January 14, 2019

We all know that our looks are where most of our worth comes from right? And maybe recently you’ve just come to the conclusion that you mightn’t be even average looking because somebody told you that you were an ugly bitch. Look, it’s not your fault OK? You were born with deficient genes and that […]

25 ways to definitely pull women since everything has been ruined for men

January 11, 2019

Sure ya can’t even look at women now, can ya? All this #metoo stuff has gone too far and sure now ya can’t even approach a woman. Well I’m here to offer some helpful advice – advice that I feel I can freely offer as a woman and a woman who likes men and women. […]

I gets the anger over these

November 14, 2018

Here’s a list of things that make me super cranky – both rational and irrational – well – just because I have a few minutes to kill.  So maybe don’t do these things – cos they make me hulk out. 1:  Having to clean adult wee from a toilet seat so I can use it.  […]

A Long Awkward Chat

November 11, 2018

I’ve seen lots of talk of mental health stuff recently – with articles being shared all over the place about things – BUT I think they’re mostly very abstract with very little connection to the real world.  Also, I think most people that aren’t affected by any of these issues – either directly or with […]

I write shite poetry now

November 8, 2018

I’m trying this out.  Be nice.  They’re not super serious.     [clicks fingers] Do you   think if I hit  enter  enough it  will  look  like  it means something profound?     [redacted] There’s a hole in the wall behind the door, And I’m thinking that there’s some deep poetic analogy in there, while […]

The Enigma of the Female Body: Orgasm Equality and NSFW Helpful Hints

October 22, 2018

Recent studies have shown that women in hetereosexual couples orgasm way less than the guys – as few as one for every three that their male partners have in fact.  This is complicated further by the fact that 86% of women in lesbian couples have orgasms most or all of the time (all sourced down […]

The are you a menz quiz?

October 5, 2018

Are you a ‘menz’?  It’s different than a man – which on its own I have no issue with.  ‘Menz’, however, are different and live in their own little world of toxic masculinity which perpetuates their own misery and this misery leads to sadz… which leads to menz tears… which is the main source of […]