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Archive for May 2018

Words and phrases that should exist

May 16, 2018

  OK so I spend a lot of my time day dreaming.  Also,  I wanted to post something amusing for a change – or at least something that I find amusing.   Here is a list of words and phrases that I think should be used if they aren’t already: ‘Mind deaf’ When you cannot […]

Impending Doom

May 15, 2018

  Safety is a fundamental human need, yeah?  To feel secure and cosy.  Children unquestioningly have this blind faith, trust and reliance on their parents to do the right things for them – to keep them safe and protect them.  We are their role models, we need to be strong and show them not to […]

50 Reasons Why (I knew it wasn’t going to work out)

May 9, 2018

We’ve all reached points when suddenly we know that a date or early stage relationship isn’t going to work.  Sometimes it makes sense, like seeing some red flags, and other times it can be a strange arbitrary thing – like not liking her eyeliner or laugh.  I’m not saying I’m cool or above criticism but […]

If my CV was honest

May 1, 2018

To whom it may concern,   I’m only applying for this job in the hopes that you turn me down because I just want to tell people that I have been looking for ‘gainful employment’.  I would much rather gouge my own eyes out than work for you, but, if you decide I have ‘what […]