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Archive for November 2013

Why being a woman can be shit (not safe for work)

November 27, 2013

Maybe it’s the fact that I’ve run out of smokes and have no money until tomorrow (in which case drop up with smokes and I’ll be your best friend) but I’m pretty cranky today.  Maybe it’s the fact that I’ve been up since 7 and running around like a lunatic, like most people, wading the […]


November 20, 2013

A slightly altered version of a bit of an oldie fictiony typey thingy. This is the part where if this was a film there would be a montage.  You would see me in all my frumpy glory embarking on the hopeless mission of self-beautification.  As I am not used to doing this and because the […]

Bit of fiction/filth/whatever (possibly not safe for work)

November 11, 2013

This is old.  It could be reworked but whether I am ever motivated enough to do it is another story completely.   I stagger along the side of the studio on a gravel path and intermittently bang into the wall.  I feel so heavy and being to feel the stinging of hot tears on my […]

Compartmentalising and shit; the fragmented nature of being a ma…

November 4, 2013

Before I start ranting here I’d just like to say that I like being a mam.  My kid can be a pain in the arse, but I am happy that I have him and love him unconditionally.  That said I think it should be OK to give out about your kid wrecking your buzz without […]