Fahckmylife's Blog
Crap adult, OK human.

Yeah.  I was pretty happy with my hair and eyelashes that day.   OK this might not make any sense to anybody but me.  It’s a bit abstract and vague and I am (hold onto your hats) talking about ‘feelings’ but this is something that I would actually like to talk about, with people, in […]

The other day I think I may have complimented someone, as I have been known to do, and a thought occurred to me – I judge people on how they react to them.  I guess the context of each situation is different but perhaps my perception of cockiness is simply a reflection of my own […]

  ‘I’ll get you the money’ he said nonchalantly. She looked at him sideways and smirked.  How did this happen exactly?  She just felt awkward.  Yet she was intrigued.  Why did he come over?  ‘Would it not just be easier to push me down the stairs?’ she replied, cocking an eyebrow but not making full […]

  She was lying on the sofa in a half asleep daze when he finally returned.  Her eyes flickered open in the darkness as she heard him shuffle around aimlessly and she wiped a sticky stream of drool from the corner of her mouth.  Small streams of yellow light punctured through the gaps in the […]

Not bad for 45 minutes! This could’ve been way longer but I guess people annoy me enough as it is! I know that I’m probably not the most articulate person but there are some words and phrases out there that just shouldn’t exist (let’s push text speak out of the equation completely because that just […]

Unrelated and unflattering picture This is an oldie too but I am in the process of reworking it…. Mantra At four o’clock in the morning, she sat in her dimly lit kitchen, staring blankly ahead of her, contemplating the day.  She turned it over and over in her mind, following all possibilities down endless capillaries, […]

A while ago I found a heap of stuff that I’d written that makes me seem like a complete misandrist (spell check doesn’t believe this is a word…surely you mean misogynist, Caroline?) despite the fact that I’m not.  I think this story is like two years old or something.  Some of you probably read this […]

  Cranky and moderately disapproving picture of me? I wish I could write something.  I wish I didn’t just have to stare at this screen hoping for words to spill out in some kind of coherent way.  I wish I didn’t feel this urge to paint some sort of picture for someone.  Not that I […]

I sat in the A & E with my mother the other day for 4 hours and a terrible thought occurred to me.  Well, it wasn’t that this thought had never occurred to me  before but I could completely articulate it.  People are soooo selfish and self absorbed with their super important problems.  It was […]